This women’s hoodie features the hilariously relatable phrase “Not Ready for Human Interaction” paired with a loading symbol graphic, making it the perfect choice for introverts, homebodies, and anyone running on low social battery. Made from a cozy 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, the medium‑heavy fabric delivers warmth and softness that’s ideal for chilly days. The classic fit, spacious pouch pocket, and double‑lined hood provide all‑day comfort, while the color‑matched drawcord adds a clean, stylish finish. A tear‑away label ensures a scratch‑free wearing experience from morning coffee to evening wind‑down.
Crafted using ethically grown US cotton, this hoodie supports responsible production through the US Cotton Trust Protocol. The dyes are OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI – Institut fuer Oekologie) for low environmental impact and dependable quality. With durable construction, unisex sizing, and a relaxed fit, this hoodie blends comfort, humor, and everyday style — perfect for quiet weekends, casual outings, and anyone who needs a little more time to fully load into the day.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Djenne Jenkins, hello@djenne.store, 2003 Lavender Court, Spring Hill, TN, 37174, US
Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
This women’s hoodie features the hilariously relatable phrase “Not Ready for Human Interaction” paired with a loading symbol graphic, making it the perfect choice for introverts, homebodies, and anyone running on low social battery. Made from a cozy 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend, the medium‑heavy fabric delivers warmth and softness that’s ideal for chilly days. The classic fit, spacious pouch pocket, and double‑lined hood provide all‑day comfort, while the color‑matched drawcord adds a clean, stylish finish. A tear‑away label ensures a scratch‑free wearing experience from morning coffee to evening wind‑down.
Crafted using ethically grown US cotton, this hoodie supports responsible production through the US Cotton Trust Protocol. The dyes are OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI – Institut fuer Oekologie) for low environmental impact and dependable quality. With durable construction, unisex sizing, and a relaxed fit, this hoodie blends comfort, humor, and everyday style — perfect for quiet weekends, casual outings, and anyone who needs a little more time to fully load into the day.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Djenne Jenkins, hello@djenne.store, 2003 Lavender Court, Spring Hill, TN, 37174, US
Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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