Bring a little humor to your everyday wardrobe with this funny charcuterie crewneck sweatshirt featuring the phrase “An Assortment of Bad Decisions.” With a vintage-inspired illustration of wine, cheese, olives, crackers, and a charcuterie board, this sarcastic graphic pullover is made for anyone who appreciates good snacks, good wine, and questionable decisions.
Perfect for wine nights, girls’ nights, casual outings, cozy weekends, or lounging at home, this food-themed sweatshirt combines witty humor with a classic, laid-back style. The rich burgundy lettering and detailed charcuterie artwork make it a fun statement piece for anyone who loves entertaining, grazing boards, and a little self-deprecating humor.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
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| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Djenne Jenkins, hello@djenne.store, 2003 Lavender Court, Spring Hill, TN, 37174, US
Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Bring a little humor to your everyday wardrobe with this funny charcuterie crewneck sweatshirt featuring the phrase “An Assortment of Bad Decisions.” With a vintage-inspired illustration of wine, cheese, olives, crackers, and a charcuterie board, this sarcastic graphic pullover is made for anyone who appreciates good snacks, good wine, and questionable decisions.
Perfect for wine nights, girls’ nights, casual outings, cozy weekends, or lounging at home, this food-themed sweatshirt combines witty humor with a classic, laid-back style. The rich burgundy lettering and detailed charcuterie artwork make it a fun statement piece for anyone who loves entertaining, grazing boards, and a little self-deprecating humor.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Djenne Jenkins, hello@djenne.store, 2003 Lavender Court, Spring Hill, TN, 37174, US
Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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